Racquet Sports Pillows

'Anyone for doubles?'

Pete Sampras

Ratminton

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

I love tennis

The Off-Season

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Big advantage!!'

Prison Croquet Team

'It's an old badminton injury.'

No Croquet

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

'for what we are about to receive...'

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"Umm. . . Hello? I'm over here!"

'He wasn't too keen on you returning his serves.'

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

Rafael Nadal

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'The swelling well receed in a few days and the racket should slide right off.'

Andre Agassi

Ladies Playing Croquet

I love badminton.

Gardener digging a flower bed over the croquet lawn.

Dominika Cibulková

Monica Seles

'...I was aced, defaced, disgraced and replaced.'