Racquet Sport Enthusiast Pillows

"Watch out for his back hand."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mixed Doubles.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Ratminton

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

I love PE.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Once more, with fury."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis corruption

Love All

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'