Racecourse Regular Pillows

"I never had a moments doubt."

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

'Beaten by a nose!'

-Sorry, I was ill yesterday -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the 5th leg!

'Honey, as CFO of our company your presence at the track 3 afternoons a week is hardly conducive to a sound corporate image!'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

"Told you it was my lucky day, I only lost £30."

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'You're away, Doc!'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

I don't like the look of that fish! Can I help it if it had ugly parents?

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"I haven't seen you in church lately, Mr. Smedly..."

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

The Disadvantage of Easier Golf Courses

"They're passing a plate? Great, I'm starved!"

Itchy Butt 50

Runner with a kick-starter.

A typical Newcastle fan.

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs