Racing Track Regular Pillows

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

I don't like the look of that fish! Can I help it if it had ugly parents?

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"I prefer his later stuff"

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

The Disadvantage of Easier Golf Courses

Itchy Butt 50

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

A typical Newcastle fan.

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'It gives me great pleasure in presenting you with the jockey of the year award.'

"What sports fan are you?"

'I can't find my keys!'

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