Race Track Official Pillows

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'Some people are betting all their savings on me... I can't handle the pressure anymore...'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

"It's not my fault that you forgot your hearing aid!"

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

Itchy Butt 50

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

Using a runner to pull a tooth.

'It gives me great pleasure in presenting you with the jockey of the year award.'

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

Runner lighting rocket on his back.

Finishing Line

Various sporting officials think to themselves: '4 years at West Point for this'...'5 years at MIT for this'...'6 years at Julliard for this.'

Frank Williams RIP

"I think if we changed just one small thing about Teabiscuit, he could become one of the greatest horses ever."

Each Way Bet

"I hope the rest of the races are more exciting."

Race Starter stuck to whell of racing car

'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

'He started it.'

Total corruption

Mermaid in swimming race.

Race starter shooting Cameraman with starting gun

Great Attraction - Derby Racecourse.