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'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

I don't like the look of that fish! Can I help it if it had ugly parents?

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

'Knock if off, O'Reilly. You are herewith officially charged with bringing racing into disrepute.'

"I prefer his later stuff"

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

The Disadvantage of Easier Golf Courses

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

Itchy Butt 50

A typical Newcastle fan.

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

Back seat race car drivers.

"What sports fan are you?"

'It gives me great pleasure in presenting you with the jockey of the year award.'

'I can't find my keys!'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"