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Itchy Butt 50

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"A man and his choo-choo."

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'On your mark, get set...'

The waitstaff at Luigi's like to have fun when they administered the Heimlich maneuver.

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

Race Horses See Big People.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'Lost again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Your wife borrowed the car.'

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Linford Christie

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."