Race Prints

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

e-shoes

Go! Means NOW!

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

10 K Tail-Chase

31. 19. 55.7.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

City Marathon.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Eat my dust!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.