Race Mugs

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

e-shoes

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Banana Split...

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Go! Means NOW!

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Eat my dust!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Running

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.