Racing Mugs

"What an amazing view!"

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

'Hey, that's not fair.'

"Is this a bad time to talk about global warming?"

'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Finish line.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

"Perfect."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Shortly after his first victory, the tortoise gets cocky.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

On your mark, get set, go!

Jesus Feeds the 5K

The polar olympics

Formula 1.

Tortoise & Hare.

'I don't want to imply that your boat is slow, but that tortoise just passed us.'

"By the time I got my race number it was over."

'Well, men, we lost another one, bu are we discouraged? Heck, no!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

Piggy bank at starting blocks.

Computer Controlled Car

'I beat the snail. I blew out the sloth. But all anyone remembers is that damn tortoise.'

Loser's Podium.

Eddy Merckx

'He started it!'

Speed Bumps.

"Don't forget bib number!"

"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."

Formula One snail

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

'It's not fair...Schumacher gets to practice a lap of honour before the race has even begun.'