Race Finishers With Humor Gifts

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

First past the post.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

Congratulations for male runner

'Think Basics.'

Second to Nun

Ducks crossing.

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

Bus rally tour

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

Finishing line cuts open athlete.

Biggest Hat Award

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Jockey seat.

'We may have done better if the jockey had carried the horse round!'

"How did the marathon go?"

'You were right when you said that your horse would 'walk it'. He obviously did!'

"I'll race you the last inch."

'On your marks, get set, schmo. On your marks, get set, joe. On your marks, get set...'

Golly, only about ten bucks in charge...less than I thought.

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."