Rabbit Encounter Gifts

'There's a little left in the garden. Do you have a bunny bag?'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Magic Tricks

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Yes, they are all dependants."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Easter Egg Delivery

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Magic Act

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Magician Playing Golf.

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