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'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

I love Cannelloni

Pasta

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Spaghetti Road

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"Rolling pizza cutter."

'I have a thing about Italian food-my wife has a thing about Italian waiters !'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

Inappropriate garnish.