Quote Connoisseurs Who Savor Italian Dishes Mugs

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Under pressure.

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Pasta

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

I love Cannelloni

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Do you call this spaghetti'

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Spaghetti Road

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Rolling pizza cutter."

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

"At ease!"