Quotable Moments Gifts

The Global Playhouse - 'Hamlet' A new play by W Shakespeare - 'You'll come out quoting'.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Kirsten Johnson

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

A boy with a camera

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

Madonna

'Let's see those smiles.'

'I am smiling.'

'My graduation gown got lost at the cleaners. Think anyone will notice this Snuggie?'

Bright Idea

'We should have never given him that camera. Now, he wants to join the media circus.'

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

'And...?'

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

Until that moment, Thomas Edison though he'd lost the first recording he ever made.

"Okay Eve, how many times do we have to go over this whole apple thing?"

Woman Dancing.

"Vocabulary lesson. Billy Corey taught me the meaning of the word trouble."

'Get out of here! It's because of you that I'm in jail!'

Ideas Pope.

"Who is Santa Claus?"

"Hand over your wallet. Easy, now, or I'll shoot your bad side."

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

'We just stopped by to say hello.'

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

'Are you watching my birdie?!'

'Great aim. Totally tweetworthy.'

Hangovers.

'Eureka!'

Time: 'Uff my time!'