Historic Moments Gifts

Until that moment, Thomas Edison though he'd lost the first recording he ever made.

A Hole in the Dike

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Putin sawing NATO

Scientist exclaims; 'At last! I have created artifical life!' But the rest of his team are busy watching Big Brother.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Edwardians.

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

Benefactor of children

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

January and February 1998

"Hey -- More of the golden confetti from that party we threw five years ago."

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

Bright Idea

President 'Andy' Johnson Completes his Term of Office

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

"There goes your knighthood."

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

'I think it's about time McFergle retired -- he remembers the Lusitania.'

Sooner or Later

For God's sake, Ann...stop living in the past!