Historic Moments Fan Gifts

Barack Obama

Paul Klee

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

Stephen Spender.

Lessons in Prehistory.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A watch face with Stonehenge

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

The Invention of the Wheel

I'm With Stooped

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'