Quokka Sensibility Gifts

"Of course I'm worried. He never washes his hands."

City Zoo: Day Care

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"I see you decluttered."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

The Yachtsman

'It gives the entire breed a bad name.'

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

'You've got to help me, Doc -- I keep switching long-distance companies!'

In need of a wash...

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

In/Out/I Gotta be me

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

Hermit

Life Hacks

Mike becomes self aware.