Quokka Sensibility Pillows

"Of course I'm worried. He never washes his hands."

City Zoo: Day Care

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"It's a simple model but it works for me!"

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

"I see you decluttered."

"I don't know how he does it. He preaches entire sermons without using the words like, cool or awesome."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

The Yachtsman

'It gives the entire breed a bad name.'

'You've got to help me, Doc -- I keep switching long-distance companies!'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"I'd just like to say what a pleasure it is to be here"

'I love the simplicity of this place!'

In need of a wash...

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

In/Out/I Gotta be me

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

"NO TV...no stereo...no video games! This is awful!"

Hermit

Mike becomes self aware.

Life Hacks

No Frills Psychiatrist.