Quixote Fan Gifts

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Don Quixote roasts windmills on a fire.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

Top Secret Files

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

You are the 1 I settled 3

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

How Guinea Pigs are made.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Now, remember, when you prepare your taxes this year, you'll want to use our new E-Z Armed Robbery Income Form.

Don Quichotte's shadow

Used restroom but didn't buy anything!

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

"I won't need a doggie bag."

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

"You know, Joe, like you I was tired of cutting my own meat, but my life has changed now that I've trained this panda to be my slave."

"You're going to have to give up screwing around."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"