Quixote Enthusiast Gifts

Don Quixote. . . Class Clown.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'I inherited therefore I am'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

Veterinary Clinic. No, it's not a "wading" room.

Don Quichotte's shadow

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Al. I might have found that quote useful if not for my deadly fear of hobgoblins.

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

'So you've got this insanely interdependent relationship with Cervantes. I'm totally cool with that.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Rocks The Vote

Don Quixote roasts windmills on a fire.

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."