Quixote Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'I inherited therefore I am'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

Don Quichotte's shadow

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

'Do you happen to have a scratch-and-sniff menu?'

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

Don Quixote roasts windmills on a fire.

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

'So you've got this insanely interdependent relationship with Cervantes. I'm totally cool with that.'

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'