Quixotic Inventor T-Shirts

"I modeled our coffee maker on thermodynamic power plants!"

"Young Frankenstein"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Computerized Dollhouse.

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

World's cheapest car

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'It keeps me sane!'

"These are smart socks. They will crawl themselves to the clothes hamper when you throw them on the floor. Make sure they're charged before wearing them."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

How to Rise with the Sun

Bagging the Chipmunk

"And the weird shall inherit the Earth, for their ways are difficult for A.I. algorithms to figure out."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

After leaving the monastery, which one of these guys invented rock 'n' roll?

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'