Quixotic Hero T-Shirts

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Saving a Heart

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Man proposes holding a balloon.

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Don Quichotte's shadow

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Dressing up as Wonder Woman was one thing, but then he expected me to bounce bullets off my braces."

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

Nelly Copter

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

Don Quixote roasts windmills on a fire.

"My super powers are listening and downsizing my life."

How Scientists Work

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

"I modeled our coffee maker on thermodynamic power plants!"

"In case you hadn't noticed, we can all fly."

Supersonic comic: 'A funny thing happened on the way here...'

"No thanks. Our ducks have already been cleaned."

Why dinosaurs became extinct: 'Okay, I'm on top...now what?'

"If you don't know the difference between their and there, your a fool."

Achilles' other weakness.

Don Quixote. . . Class Clown.

"The good news is you DON'T have diphtheria, rotavirus, impetigo, endometriosis, hepatitis, osteoporosis, poliomyelitis, tetanus, tuberculosis or the zika virus."

Destiny

'I can't hold on much longer! And quite frankly, you're not helping.'

"I've already consulted with my bartender, and my horoscope so now I want a thrid opinion from you doctor."

I wish I had a Pterodactyle...it could live on my roof.