Quixote Fan Pillows

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

Don Quixote roasts windmills on a fire.

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"Jughead, Reggie, Betty, and Veronica—they've all been locked up. But you, Archie—I had higher hopes for you."

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Top Secret Files

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

You are the 1 I settled 3

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Don Quichotte's shadow

How Guinea Pigs are made.

'I'm afraid that I'm going to wind up an old maid!'

Now, remember, when you prepare your taxes this year, you'll want to use our new E-Z Armed Robbery Income Form.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

"I don't have any yet. We just opened."

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

'Hello, Stranger. Hello' even Stranger.'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"You know, Joe, like you I was tired of cutting my own meat, but my life has changed now that I've trained this panda to be my slave."

"You're going to have to give up screwing around."