Quixotic Quester Pillows

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Time Travel Research Lab

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'I became a theoretical physicist because my poor hand-eye coordination precluded me from doing experiments...'

Don Quichotte's shadow

'I'd like to eat out for a change.'

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

The Water Diviner

"This job could lead to smaller things."

Brown Quixote de la Climate Change

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"Ooh, get the quantum theorist hiding behind that tree."