Quitting Champion Pillows

'The nicotine patch wasn't working for Ted so his doctor prescribed a full body wrap.'

'I need a cigarette! I'm having a nicotine fit!'

'I've cut down to one a day.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

'I don't go outside much since I gave up smoking. I associate it too much with having a ciggie.'

'Nevermore.'

The Three Wise Queens

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"When I said to convince him of the need for change I was hoping you'd use the seductive power of reason and logic."

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

What will happen in the world

'He may have swallowed to much change.'

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

'If we're to be able to afford a cutting edge IT system then we have to make sacrifices...and you're ours.'

Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'

Netflix and chill?

'This is a very innovative proposal. It can really shake things up around here. Let's not rush into making a decision too fast. I think you should gather much more information than we need to make an informed decision.'

HOPE 2.0

Letter of Resignation

From Veep to Potus

Sign at Hospital: 'Road to Recovery ... Under Construction'

'I'm looking for a go-getter, with management experience. I want the new hire to change the way we do business by transforming our organization into a leaner meaner machine. I don't want anything to go into effect until I retire.'

"Does it come in menthol?"

After all he'd done it seemed the least we could do!

Competitions.

You worry too much