Quirky Word Buff Pillows

'Bouillabaisse!'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Punt Cake

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Nuts to you, too."

AA Meeting Here Today

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

The americanisation of vulture.

Doggone

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Cat Burglar

"Privates Beach"

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"Didn't you just say that?"

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"You have word-ill."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Roget's Pet

Punkins

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding