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Quirky Word Buff Mugs
Start their day with a smile using a quirky mug featuring clever wordplay or witty phrases. Perfect for word lovers who appreciate humor with their coffee or tea.
"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."
Punt Cake
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'
"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
"Privates Beach"
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
"Nuts to you, too."
Doggone
"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."
"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"
AA Meeting Here Today
The americanisation of vulture.
Cat Burglar
"Didn't you just say that?"
"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."
"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"
New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream
'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'
"Fresh pepper spray?"
Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.
"You have word-ill."
Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!
"I must insist on my lawyer present."
Roget's Pet
'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'
Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'
Punkins
'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'
Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.
Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."
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