Quirky Venue Explorer Gifts

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Samuel Beckett

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Beacon Theatre

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

New Year's eve plans!

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

Uneasy Listening

Christening

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

The smallest pub in Britain was a 'bit choosy' about who they would let in!

Landscape Painter

"Is this a junk shop that sells coffee or a coffee shop that sells junk?"

Signpost In The Bush

Hoping to compete with the Mayo Clinic: Miracle Whip Medical Clinic

(Ahem) Dear Patrons, an announcement: My new collection of spoken-word poetry drops next week. Three hours of rhythmic wisdom accompanied by the constant sound of an iMac booting up … and I'm about to treat you all to a free sneak preview. Get back to work. AHEM ...

Behind The Music: Grannies House

The Marquis de Sade saloon bar

"I've no idea what's going on."

I don't have any awesome mannerisms. I saw it on Cracked's Youtube channel. Jimmy Fallon always punctuates his jokes with gibberish. Harrison Ford always points at people he's talking to. Kristen Stewart always bites her lower lip. Jennifer Aniston clears her throat all the time. I've always thought she should get that checked. John Cusack is always getting rained on. Not sure that's a mannerism. How is my public supposed to do funny impersonations of me if I don't have any subtle but distinguis

Independent voter

Dodgy Startups

This is NOT a Coffee Shop.

'This has got to be the longest course I've ever played!'