Quirky Training Techniques Gifts

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

Robber on treadmill

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Microscope slide

An unlicensed acupuncturist

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

'I picked up my Latin from watching Roadrunner cartoons.'

'Budget cuts have forced NASA to find alternative training methods.'

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'What can I tell you? They gave us treats - at inappropriate times.'

"Have you considered the potential advantages of having a professional coach?"

"My owner's been teaching me how to beg. . . I've made £30 today!"

"Roll over ... "

'It's for teenage girls.'

Cross Fit

"He's out jogging."

Performing dog

Bang Balls.

How Cartoon Characters Shave. (Frank applies White Out to his whiskers.)