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Changing Clocks

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The Missing Sock Returns

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Dr. Roo.

Time Machine Collision

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Sundial Time

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."