Quirky Time Travelers Pillows

Changing Clocks

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Time Machine Collision

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

Sundial Time

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'