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Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Best before 65 million BC.

Funky Facts: Football.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'This duck call works too well.'

'Is the water cold?'

"What would you like me to play next?"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.

New-Age junk diet.

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

"On the evening of May 8th, I was a) at the office b) out with friends c) at home murdering my wife."

Duck protest march

Mouse execution