Quirky Phone Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Public telephones/Hairdressers.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Man, times have changed.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Technology and Love

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Thermidor Dali

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

The Eternal Question

'We're conducting experiments to dertermine which has a longer life, new phone technology, or a fruit fly.'

Battersea dogs home - dog answering the 'phone

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...

Children and technolohgy

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'Heel.'

Man-mobile

"The wattle fairy came again last night."