Quirky Office Planner Pillows

Bad Office Planning

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'We're a non-profit organisation. We didn't plan it that way, but that's how it worked out.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

You don't have to be mad to work here but Mwaaark!

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"My heavens, Bentley ... we've found it. A Silicon Valley headquarters without a slide."

Computer Mouse.

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

"If you're not doing anything after work, come by the conference room. We're going to be cracking open some beers and throwing some burgers on the copier."

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

New Year's eve plans!

Toilet Tissue Typist.

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Working from home.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

Play Ball!

"Legally, we're a farm."

'It's saving us a fortune on retirement costs.'