Quirky Business Planner Pillows

Hot dog vendor is struck by a new business strategy...Grilled Bankers.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Bad Office Planning

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"My tech-support is a lot better than my hot dogs."

"Look—let's just get past today, O.K.?"

New Year's eve plans!

"We seem to be going round in circles."

'I thought you could help me fill in the details.'

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Some blind dates work out just fine.

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

He managed to get his Mission Statement down to just one word...

Man sees pull cord: 'It must be one of those start-up companies.'

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

Creature Plumbing

Maternity. Which one is yours?

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."