Office Planner Pillows

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"We only got six days of funding."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

The Tunnel Of Love

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Conference Pears

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'