Quirky Note Lover Gifts

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"I love you, you big fool."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Orchestra

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Dolphin Music

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Trumpet

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Moon crooner

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Vocal Masterclass

"I spend most days fretting."

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

French Horn Microphones

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

Somewhere in West Virginia

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

'Could you... maybe just write me a little note about it?'

SUNNY HILL KINDERGARTEN