Quirky Note Lover Pillows

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"I love you, you big fool."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Orchestra

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Trumpet

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Dolphin Music

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Moon crooner

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

Vocal Masterclass

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

'The Bosmans' wedding announcement? Stick it on the fridge so we don't forget about it.'

"I spend most days fretting."

"I miss the days of folk music."

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

French Horn Microphones

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

Somewhere in West Virginia

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

'Could you... maybe just write me a little note about it?'