Neurotic Note-lover Pillows

"I spend most days fretting."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Sushi Train Spotters

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

'I think he is a composer.'

Orchestra

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Trumpet

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Moon crooner

my boyfriend's a music producer...

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

Making Music

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

A pinata filled with musical notes.

'Think Big!'

A Break In Music

Vocal Masterclass

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

"I miss the days of folk music."

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

French Horn Microphones

"Sorry I'm late, I had to retrieve your health records."

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

'I forgot where I put a sticky note I need to remind me to get something I need to remember.'