Neurotic Note-lover Pillows

"I spend most days fretting."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Sushi Train Spotters

"I compose using post it notes!"

'I think he is a composer.'

Orchestra

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Trumpet

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Moon crooner

my boyfriend's a music producer...

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Making Music

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'Think Big!'

Vocal Masterclass

A Break In Music

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

French Horn Microphones

"Sorry I'm late, I had to retrieve your health records."

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

Chromatic Scale