Note By Note Lover Gifts

Orchestra

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Priest

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Eurovision Hymn Contest

'I think he is a composer.'

I love Clarinet

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

Must be one of those underground bands.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Trumpet

Moon crooner

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

An obstacle course for musicians,

Making Music

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

A pinata filled with musical notes.

Vocal Masterclass

A Break In Music

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

'Think Big!'

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

"I spend most days fretting."

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

"I miss the days of folk music."

French Horn Microphones

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

'I forgot where I put a sticky note I need to remind me to get something I need to remember.'

Chromatic Scale