Note By Note Lover Mugs

Orchestra

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Priest

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

'I think he is a composer.'

I love Clarinet

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

Trumpet

Must be one of those underground bands.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Moon crooner

Making Music

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

An obstacle course for musicians,

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

A Break In Music

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

'Think Big!'

Vocal Masterclass

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

"I spend most days fretting."

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

French Horn Microphones

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

Chromatic Scale

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"