Nocturnal Note-lover Gifts

Moon crooner

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'Your night writing book, madam.'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Orchestra

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

Trumpet

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

Exercise for the end of the day...

Bath Time

Stephen Collins Foster

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

Vocal Masterclass

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"I spend most days fretting."

'It happens every night - just as you're trying to get some sleep,he starts fluttering about'.

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

"I miss the days of folk music."

French Horn Microphones

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog listens to four gramophones at once)

"Sorry, but I just had an idea and if I don't write it down now, I won't be able to read it in the morning and realize it's insane."

'Your father is just tired. He had to get a day job.'

Bird Watching

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

'Could you... maybe just write me a little note about it?'

Ugh – Whenever I write down ideas in the middle of the night, they make absolutely no sense in the morning.

"You wouldn't like it if I woke up and wrote things down in the middle of the night."