Quirky Medical Gift Lover Pillows

"We'll open the clogged artery by inserting a balloon."

A heart flies out during an operation.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lactose Intolerant

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Ball as water-melon.

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'We have three minutes left.'

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"And at no extra charge I can give your old suit a Viking funeral."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Balloon dog poos.

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Kissing the Fish

High speed cinder block

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).