Quirky Logistics Gifts

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Quality Control

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

'I hate when they do this.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

Ice Cream.

Santa's elevator

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems."

Outward bound/Homeward bound.

"Please tell me you just ate a bucket of eels."

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

That side up.

'We didn't expect you this early!'

'It's kidney stones.'

The Vehicapult - a temporary replacement for the Williamsburg Bridge

"Supply chain issues have forced me to raise my price."

"Look everyone - our supply chain is back up and working!"

Logistics Experts

"Not yet, one day I expect there will be chocolate covered statin tablets..."

Warehousing - Real Estate

Lugi's Removal Company

'I'm sick of all the stress - when's the next canoe coming - what if there are two canoes - who takes which one?'

Peter Pan held in pattern over Never-Never Land, then rerouted to Dallas-Ft. Worth.

Event Planning

Deliveroo - Truck driver shortage

"We had time on our wings just when they need drivers. I see no flaw in this plan at all!"

Delivery Van with Tin Opener

Global Delivery has huge parcel in the back.

'Take 20 teaspoons of this medicine every 2 hours for your sore throat.'