Quirky Lawyer Wannabe Gifts

"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Urine Catcher

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

Law Offices

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

'Equal protection of the law, my foot! -- That was RANK discrimination against bank robbers!'

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

'I'd prefer to work from home. I'm under house arrest.'

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

Curse of the mutant gene.

Barristers playing children's games during the long vacation

Let's see... Graduated from Notre Dame... Majored in bell ringing... Minored in stair climbing... Busted your hump for 3 years at the Frank & Stein facility conducting a brain research - Looks like you accidentally crossed out the 'R-E'. Heh.