Quirky Lawyer Wannabe Gifts

"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Urine Catcher

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

Law Offices

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

Sketches by Boz - A Pickpocket Being Wheelbarrowed to Police Station

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'I can assure you Mr. Rumplestilkskin, weaving straw into gold is a skill we can certainly use...'

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'I think I've finally found my own niche.'

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

'Equal protection of the law, my foot! -- That was RANK discrimination against bank robbers!'

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

'I'd prefer to work from home. I'm under house arrest.'

Barristers playing children's games during the long vacation

Do you come here often? May I buy you a brief?

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

Curse of the mutant gene.