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'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

He looks so natural lying there...

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Another clear case of COVID19."

Trumpled

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'He's been shot!'

Excessive Paperwork

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Never seen a cow before?"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

'Mystery egg.'

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'