Quirky Investigation Fans Pillows

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

He looks so natural lying there...

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'He's been shot!'

Trumpled

Excessive Paperwork

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Never seen a cow before?"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

'Mystery egg.'

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"