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'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

'What makes you think you're a victim of identity theft, Mr. Mackay?' 'Are you talking to me?'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Nick Offerman

Crime Writer's Society.

"Who are These People?"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"The butler did it!"

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Goblin.

"I just always show up to everything!"

"Yes, he is a pet detective, and he's here on business."

Beryl Baimbridge

The Future of Detective Work

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

"Sure I can run a few experiments for you, baby, but it'll cost you. I get $275 per day, plus expenses. Instruments, software, chemicals...all extra."

Party Favor Cat

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

Sherlock Holmes gets back at Professor Moriarty through reduced research funding.

"Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Agnes 153216 Disorderly Pecking" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg" "Police Dept Bucky 141338 Burglary, Wooden Leg"

Detective follows footprints leading to a pair of shoes.

'Well, Watson, it appears as if my hunch was correct...'

'My Lady it would appear there is still life in him.'

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

Monster in a T-shirt.

He dumped his head in the trashcan ... to make it look like murder ! .... clever !!!!

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

"It's from the squirrels...they have the dog and will release him for one million peanuts!